hi peepos ,
this is to those
that still has a head intact , ok
congratz that u are somehow alive
the god of slapper (anthony , but its nice to be named 'anthong')
is going around slapping people .
we must stop him!
protest!
kill god of slapper
and god of random-ness shall rule xD
anthong is evil ,
he will do the 'can u see me' thing and
slap u .
im a very pathetic victim ( yes , i know)
anw , its just some random thing to talk about random people
thru this random com. on this random blog , using my random fingers
isnt this what god of random-ness does? xD



sotong :ppl want more of my jokes??/ here they are... ...


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?BooBoo Who?Don't cry, its only a joke!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?RitaRita who?Rita book, you might learn something!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?HeavenHeaven who?Heaven you heard enough of these silly

knock-knock jokes?


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?LettuceLettuce who?Lettuce in, its cold outside!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?AnitaAnita who?Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?HoneycombHoneycomb Who?Honeycomb your hair!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?JustinJustin who?Just in time for dinner!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come out to play?


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?BeetsBeets who?Beets me!


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?ArthurArthur who?Arthur more cookies in the jar?


KNOCK KNOCKWho's There?Honey BeeHoney Bee who?Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.


KNOCK KNOCKWho's there?CowsCows who?No they don't, they MOO!


KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!


KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Tom Tom who? Tom on, you know who I am!


KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?


KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Roach Roach who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?



 titanic fail, LOL.-BLooPERKINxD;BORED.




blooperkin's random fact of the day:
i saw a maid with a black umbrella :D
i told you it was random :O








urm...link me ppl!!!! broken-glass-smile-angel.blogspot.com (:
laura



hey ppl i found this in the internet.i know it is crap but just have a good laugh over it if you think its funny kays??

poor light egg 穷光蛋
after i do something! aids爱滋病！
you me you me 彼此彼此
horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着
you give me stop!! 你给我站住！！
we are brother，who and who？咱哥俩谁跟谁啊
how are you？怎么是你？
how old are you？怎么老是你？
try try see 试试看

hmmm... some more？？？

we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 　　

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　　有事起奏，无事退朝 　　

know is know noknow is noknow 　　知之为知之，不知为不知… 　　

WATCH SISTER 　 表妹

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！　　

heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放 　　

go past no mistake past 　　走过路过，不要错过 　　

小明：I am sorry! 　　
老外：I am sorry too! 　　
小明：I am sorry three! 　　
老外：What are you sorry four? 　　
小明：I am sorry five!　　

if you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 　　

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。　　

you have two down son。 　　你有两下子。

as far as you go to die 　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 　　

I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn mine　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸


haha a lesson to learn:never direct translate.i wonder what will happen if i show LA teacher esp.ms tan .this... ...

so to sign off(要签掉）,
sotong



                                                                          -Blooperkin :O



Hello 1D!

Reminder that next week's DAY 6, 7 & 8 we'll be having lessons according to DAY 1, 2 & 3.

Okkehs? ;D

Tag more people!


Love,
Ruihan.K
de RHINO.



yo ppl
its me sotong .i dono how to link leh but this is my blog.can't go?wrong blog? tell me kays?

so emm my blog is: http://www.computer-blast-boomz.blogspot.com/

the boom got Z one horr don later cannot go say it is fake kays??

thx,xiaotong



hi. bloop.

-Blooperkin :D



hallo OneD,
the lollipop sucker is here!!!! yay...wtf...
anywayz...plz come to MOI on wed to gt ur new mortal...
plz treat ur mortal nicely, u oso gt ppl angelling u DOHKAY?
well...i oredy bought my mortal frenship prez...which is so diff considering hw picky tat person is...PUH-LEEZE angel must be chiobu wtf...
anyway i dun care...im the ONLY 1 hu played FAIR. so if tat person dun appreciate den i spent $3.95 fr no reason...wdv tis btr hav a gd reaction!
happy valentines, cny and frenship day...to my fwens hu r nt in OneD as well. and to my mortal hu i dunno the personality AT ALL.
Woooots ~
Smile Angel



BOOMZ 1D!
Happy CNY and Valentine's Day!
I'm sure Hazel and Kwan Xhen were happily dating yeah? :D
Kay, nothing much to say.

강인♥fionaftw~







OMG, this is POST 99.
Whooooooo! So fast manns.

Homework are:

Maths assignment

History Timeline

Geography Workbook+Wksht

Science SM5
Finish your homework quickly! SO you can enjoy your time with family and loved ones. ;D

Wishing all denardos:

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

And,

HAPPY VALENTINES!

W/love,

Ruihan. ;D

HAPPY CNY. HAPPY CNY. HAPPY CNY.ya i noe,it is the tiger year coming.so these is what i came up with(how to get more hong baos)

so firstly do a baby eye your parents may think you are sooo cute!!!! and give you more ang bao.you still got one day.

2.help more and maybe... ...

3.try telling your mom how much you love her. she might give in,who knows???

ok,on top one you can use it to soft parent but ifyou think your parent dont given in so quickly... ...

kidnap your parents and DEMAND for yout ang bao.only this solution will be enough be-cos definately will work kays??

never sing the bad romance in a roar roar way like this moring assembly,it wont work.if your mother is very scared of animals, you might end up in the zoo sharing your hong bao money and blankets with the tigers... ...


lols this is only for lauffs kays??? dont kidnap your mother and tell the police is i tell you do one... ...i never this is JUST FOR LAUFFS... ...happy CNY,sotong



hello ONED!!\
okay, so as the geog rep :), i have to tell u this !!IMPORTANT!!
so the paper charlene gave out 2day, pls tear into half and share with SHOULDER BUDDY ;D
so, if u took the whole paper, u just saboed ur partner(jkjk ;)
after that, stapler the piece of paper to pg 14 of geog workbook kays??

THANK YOU!! I LOVE ONED!!

ASHLEIGH
;DD



Hi 1D,
We are playing Angels and Mortals right?
Now see here, there's a huge problem because many of you ALEADY know who your angels are and who others' angels are. This is NOT fun enough. Thus I...
Set up a computer system to randomise the Angels and Mortals. All the names of the people you have as your angels/mortals are now INVALID. When school reopens I will infrm everyone who your mortals are.
I DID NOT cheat or decide anything. I randomised it totally with my dad's help to jumble up th register numbers on excel. (I am no computer whiz and if you ask me to show you how, I will not know...yes, I am that blur)
This will go on for about a few weeks. And do NOT worry. When the computer jumbled up the register numbers, some boys and girls got the people they didn't like as their mortals. I did NOT switch anything, I just redid the randomising for those people, and I'm sure everyone will be content with their new mortals. Except me because I didn't wanna cheat so I didn't change my mortal.
Happy Chinese New Year. As for those whom I have your handphone no.s, I will text you the name of your new mortal on Monday. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Laura
(tis is v chim rite, i noe. bt i just wanna make tis "crystal clear".)




this is Ms Tan and another teacher at MacDonald taken from 1L'S blog



hi oned.
bye oned.
.
first time posting as admin ,
fun xD

--starting wif L end wif R xD








Homework for today:

Maths notes checkpoint 2.3

Science graph plotting (not sure whether need to do.)

History calendar if you haven't done it.

Geography workbook

As usual, I FAIL.
Sorry.

@8:11 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

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ok let me be kind and tell you the homework for 2day:
so here we go......
-got math
-history the 2 question
-geogragh ws


ok done!me? sotong but i am not always a sotong

@6:26 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

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ok lets see. this is the first time i am bloging here on the class blog.
hmmmm let me make it an interesting one. :)

first period,SCIENCE ok lah...just that the teacher very scary.why ms edision always not here one eh?hmmmm i prefer her lorr much nicer and her"SAY BYE BYE TO EVERYTHING" lOlz......?
next leh?

recess

i donno lah nothing to do stay in class for fun lorr. next is maths filling us full of "did i cheat you?" "ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? " "I WILL KILL MESELF FOR THAT" "I WILL 'PEE?'ON YOU"... ...
next one is

history.

i never do work kanna罚站by teacher . but are you sure it is

'罚站'
or is it

'奖站'???we were demn laughing and playing and giggling and having alot of fun.: den we started sharing sweet and......

one of the boys dropped the sweet and we started playing a game called "kick the sweet" then a boy threw the sweet at the teacher and (thank goodness)it hit someone and 'reflected' to darek. derak go tell teacher.

(hmmm not friend enough horr?) jkjk lah! hazel was like"WHY YOU THROW NEAR DERAK?"
then blar-blar LA we watch the new moon trailer and ******e was like:yay yay i love it!!!the book rox!!!(not going to tell you who)haha ... ...

after lunch,we got about 1 and 1/2 hour of DOKAY lesson with a total of 27.(not counting the OKAYS)

well, DOKAY emmm i mean ok (kanna influenced!)
that all i have for tday!!bye!! homework?don ask me ask Rhino!! bye!
p.s i am sotong!!!!!!!
bye guyz!!!

@5:11 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

Sunday, February 7, 2010.

Elmo- Let's learn spelling!
Laming -.-
Lol someone post ):


-Blooperkin :D

@8:50 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

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bloop. im just posting this so that it takes up the 91th post's space. what happened to the tagboard -.- all ruined ):

-not brian :D

@1:31 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

Wednesday, February 3, 2010.

YAY 90TH POST :D
okay fine this is a pointless post T.T
ALRIGHT SO I SHALL SAY SMTH :D
THE CLASS TEE.
IS GNA BE BLACK.
AND UHM.
BIGBIG WORDS AT THE FRONT.
DRAWING AT THE BACK.
YAY. :D

-clairesungTHEHIGHONE.

@6:00 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

Tuesday, February 2, 2010.

Homework today:

Language Arts- How are the 5 senses associated/related?

Bring: 阅读理解(一), the chinese compo book(yellow one), and finish up spelling corrections.

Geography Worksheet: the revolution and rotation of Earth.

Ruihan.K

@5:45 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤

Monday, February 1, 2010.

Hello DENARDOS!

Today's homework is:

The LA short story thing. (Identify how the writer portrays the character, then highlight/underline w pencil the evidence.)

VERY HAPPY RIGHTS?
ONLY ONE HOMEWORK! :D

Lol, tomorrow might have Chinese Test/Geography Test (the one about the seven continents and five oceans.)

Be prepared! (:

1D JIAYOUS! WE ROCKKK MANN.

Ruihan.K

@5:17 PM, TWO D WILL WIN THE WAR~❤